DWAYNE (Cary, NC) - "I hope what this kid has isn't contagious. He fucking glued his own shaved eyebrow hair to my headlights because he said my car wanted to 'get puberty'. Whateverthefuck that means? It's now 4 weeks since my visit and I'm still finding sequins glued to parts of my car that I can't figure out how he could get a hot glue gun into. It's absolutely mind blowing. The only rewarding part was his 2 hour complete re-enactment of Terminator 2. It was spot on."
ELAINE (Raleigh, NC) - "Jim sure does a real great job! It's so adorable watching him working on cars. Any minor damage he does to your car is totally compensated by the warm feeling you get from watching him pour his heart and soul into his little hobby. Keep an eye on him though, as sometimes he tends to masturbate in your backseat."
STEPHEN (Durham, NC) - "Wow. Just wow. He peed in my cupholder and then filled my trunk with sand. I just wanted to let him wash it, but he swore my tail pipe was full of rocks. At least he only charged me a hug. Its going to take weeks to clean this shit out."
